Introduction
The conclusion explains why the above
photograph was chosen for this article. Bowl games and toilet bowls
have something in common.
Greetings, sports enthusiasts!
Welcome to the 18th entry in the Sports
topic section. Today's edition focuses on the College Football
Playoff and the myriad of bowl games. For the third year in a row,
this article is a public service to college football aficionados.
The previous two public service articles were on December
10, 2022, and December
10, 2023.
Recent Saturdays have been stocked with
college football games. According to weekly calculations based on
NCAA: 2024
Scoreboard: Football: FBS, between 40 and 75 games were scheduled
on any given Saturday since August 31. Those were great football
Saturdays, even when my teams lost.
Last Saturday fielded only two
lackluster games: Navy trounced Army West Point, and South Alabama
beat Western Michigan. Wait! I almost forgot. There were also two
obscure bowl games that day, if anyone cared. In the Celebration
Bowl, Jackson State celebrated by dominating South Carolina State.
The Salute to Veterans Bowl saw South Alabama defeat Western
Michigan. Last Saturday, I experienced FWS (football withdrawal
syndrome)!
Not to worry! The four first-round
games in the College Football Playoff (CFP) will be played this
Friday and Saturday! We will jump into that section next.
Watch out for the conclusion! It
explains why bowl games and toilet bowls have something in common.
Furthermore, it bemoans Mrs. Appalachian Irishman's Saturday morning
television selections and proposes renaming the Southeastern
Conference to the Sun-Earth Conference.
College Football
Playoff (CFP)
Jumping now into the CFP, this is the
first 12-team playoff season. I'm sure that a few kinks need
adjusting. For instance, Clemson (#16 CFP, 10-3, including an early
loss to Georgia) earned the 12th seed in the playoff by upsetting SMU
(#10 CFP, 11-2) in the ACC championship game on December 7.
Consequently, the final CFP ranking
includes four teams, not in the playoff, that rank higher than
Clemson: #11 Alabama, #13 Miami, #14 Ole Miss, & #15 South
Carolina. Arizona State is ranked #12 and is the fourth seed in
the playoff. Those four higher-ranked schools, especially Alabama,
have reason to be upset!
My suggestion is to rank the 12-team
playoff based on the final CFP ranking, without giving weight to
conference champions. If that were done this year, then the 12
teams would be:
#1 Oregon (Big Ten, 13-0), #2 Georgia (SEC, 11-2), #3 Texas (SEC,
11-2, both losses to Georgia), #4 Penn State (Big Ten, 11-2), #5
Notre Dame (FBS Indep., 11-1), #6 Ohio State (Big Ten, 10-2), #7
Tennessee (SEC, 10-2), #8 Indiana (Big Ten, 11-1), #9 Boise State
(Mountain West, 12-1), #10 SMU (ACC, 11-2), #11 Alabama (SEC, 9-3),
and #12 Arizona State (Big 12, 11-2).
The top four seeded teams would have a
first-round bye. The four first-round matchups would be in the first
bracket: #12 Arizona State at #5 Notre Dame and #9 Boise State at #8
Indiana. The second bracket would match #11 Alabama at #6 Ohio State
and #10 SMU at #7 Tennessee. My suggestion is simpler. That's my
opinion. Feel free to make it yours!
Of
course, this coming Friday and Saturday, the first-round matchups
will be in the first bracket: #12 Clemson at #5 Texas and #9
Tennessee at #8 Ohio State. The second bracket matches #11 SMU at
Penn State and #10 Indiana at #7 Notre Dame. Sources: College
Football Playoff, College
Football Playoff: 2024-25 Bracket, and NCAA:
2024 Scoreboard: Football: FBS.
My bracket would pair off #10 SMU on
the road at #7 Tennessee this Friday. Instead, Tennessee travels
to Ohio State to take on the Buckeyes this Saturday at 8 PM.
I hope that I can go to bed before the game is over, knowing that the
Vols have a comfortable lead. Go Vols!
On New Year's Day, in the Sugar
Bowl, #2 Georgia takes on the winner of the Indiana at Notre Dame
first-round game. The game doesn't start until 8:45 PM on ESPN. I
wonder how long I'll stay up, watching that game. Go Dawgs!
Bowl Games
Following the tradition of the two
previous public service articles from 12/10/2022
and 12/10/2023,
this section lists in a more user-friendly fashion the 47 (count
'em, 47) bowl games. As
mentioned, the first two were last Saturday. The final will be
on Monday, 1/20/2025, the College Football Playoff National
Championship Game.
Ready for the exhausting list? Drum
roll, please! The following is the user-friendly list of the
2024-25 bowl games:
Saturday, Dec. 14: 2 games
-- Celebration Bowl, Atlanta, GA: Jackson State 28, South Carolina State 7
-- Salute to Veterans Bowl, Montgomery, AL: South Alabama 30, Western Michigan 23
Tuesday, Dec. 17: 1 game
-- Frisco Bowl, 9 PM, ESPN, Frisco, TX: #25 Memphis vs. West Virginia
Wednesday, Dec. 18: 2 games
-- Boca Raton Bowl, 5:30 PM, ESPN, Boca Raton, FL: James Madison vs. Western Kentucky
-- LA Bowl, 9 PM, ESPN, Inglewood, CA: #24 UNLV vs. Cal
Thursday, Dec. 19: 1 game
-- New Orleans Bowl, 7 PM, ESPN2, New Orleans, LA: Sam Houston vs. Georgia Southern
Friday, Dec. 20: 3 games
-- Cure Bowl, 12 PM, ESPN, Orlando, FL: Ohio vs. Jacksonville State
-- Gasparilla Bowl, 3:30 PM, ESPN, Tampa, FL: Florida vs. Tulane
-- College Football Playoff Bracket 2 First Round Game, 8 PM, ABC/ESPN, South Bend, IN: #8 CFP/#10 seed Indiana at #5 CFP/#7 seed Notre Dame
Saturday, Dec. 21: 3 games
-- College Football Playoff Bracket 2 First Round Game, 12 PM, TNT, University Park, PA: #10 CFP/#11 seed SMU at #4 CFP/#6 seed Penn State
-- College Football Playoff Bracket 1 First Round Game, 4 PM, TNT, Austin, TX: #16 CFP/#12 seed Clemson at #3 CFP/#5 seed Texas
-- College Football Playoff Bracket 1 First Round Game, 8 PM, ABC/ESPN, Columbus, OH: #7 CFP/#9 seed Tennessee at #6 CFP/#8 seed Ohio State
Monday, Dec. 23: 2 games
-- Myrtle Beach Bowl, 11 AM, ESPN, Conway, SC: Coastal Carolina vs. UTSA
-- Famous Idaho Potato Bowl, 2:30 PM, ESPN, Boise, ID: Northern Illinois vs. Fresno State
Tuesday, Dec. 24: 1 game
-- Hawai'i Bowl, 8 PM, ESPN, Honolulu, HI: South Florida vs. San Jose State
Thursday, Dec. 26: 3 games
-- GameAbove Sports Bowl, 2 PM, ESPN, Detroit, MI: Pitt vs. Toledo
-- Rate Bowl, 5:30 PM, ESPN, Phoenix, AZ: Rutgers vs. Kansas State
-- 68 Ventures Bowl, 9 PM, ESPN, Mobile, AL: Arkansas State vs. Bowling Green
Friday, Dec. 27: 5 games
-- Armed Forces Bowl, 12 PM, ESPN, Fort Worth, TX: Navy vs. Oklahoma
-- Birmingham Bowl, 3:30 PM, ESPN, Birmingham, AL: Georgia Tech vs. Vanderbilt
-- Liberty Bowl, 7 PM, ESPN, Memphis, TN: Arkansas vs. Texas Tech
-- Holiday Bowl, 8 PM, Fox, San Diego, CA: #21 Syracuse vs. Washington State
-- Las Vegas Bowl, 10:30 PM, ESPN, Las Vegas, NV: USC vs. Texas A&M
Saturday, Dec. 28: 8 games
-- Fenway Bowl, 11 AM, ESPN, Boston, MA: UConn vs. North Carolina
-- Pinstripe Bowl, 12 PM, ABC, Bronx, NY: Boston College vs. Nebraska
-- New Mexico Bowl, 2:15 PM, ESPN, Albuquerque, NM: TCU vs. Louisiana
-- Pop-Tarts Bowl, 3:30 PM, ABC, Orlando, FL: #13 Miami (FL) vs. #18 Iowa State
-- Arizona Bowl, 4:30 PM, CW Network, Tucson, AZ: Colorado State vs. Miami (OH)
-- Military Bowl, 5:45 PM, ESPN, Annapolis, MD: NC State vs. East Carolina
-- Alamo Bowl, 7:30 PM, ABC, San Antonio, TX: #17 BYU vs. #23 Colorado
-- Independence Bowl, 9:15 PM, ESPN, Shreveport, LA: #22 Army vs. Marshall
Monday, Dec. 30: 1 game
-- Music City Bowl, 2:30 PM, ESPN, Nashville, TN: #19 Missouri vs. Iowa
Tuesday, Dec. 31: 5 games
-- ReliaQuest Bowl, 12 PM, ESPN, Tampa, FL: #11 Alabama vs. Michigan
-- Sun Bowl, 2 PM, CBS, El Paso, TX: Louisville vs. Washington
-- Citrus Bowl, 3 PM, ABC, Orlando, FL: #15 South Carolina vs. #20 Illinois
-- Texas Bowl, 3:30 PM, ESPN, Houston, TX: LSU vs. Baylor
-- College Football Playoff Bracket 2 Quarterfinal Game (Fiesta Bowl), 7:30 PM, ESPN, Glendale, AZ: #9 rank/#3 seed Boise State vs. the winner of bracket 2: SMU at Penn State
Wednesday, Jan. 1: 3 games
-- College Football Playoff Bracket 1 Quarterfinal Game (Peach Bowl), 1 PM, ESPN, Atlanta, GA: #12 rank/#4 seed Arizona State vs. the winner of bracket 1: Clemson at Texas
-- College Football Playoff Bracket 1 Quarterfinal Game (Rose Bowl), 5 PM, ESPN, Pasadena, CA: #1 rank/seed Oregon vs. the winner of bracket 1: Tennessee at Ohio State
-- College Football Playoff Bracket 2 Quarterfinal Game (Sugar Bowl), 8:45 PM, ESPN, New Orleans, LA: #2 rank/seed Georgia vs. the winner of bracket 2: Indiana at Notre Dame
Thursday, Jan. 2: 1 game
-- Gator Bowl, 7:30 PM, ESPN, Jacksonville, FL: #14 Ole Miss vs. Duke
Friday, Jan. 3: 2 games
-- First Responder Bowl, 4 PM, ESPN, Dallas, TX: North Texas vs. Texas State
-- Duke's Mayo Bowl, 7:30 PM, ESPN, Charlotte, NC: Minnesota vs. Virginia Tech
Saturday, Jan. 4: 1 game
-- Bahamas Bowl, 11 AM, ESPN/ESPN2, Nassau, Bahamas: Liberty vs. Buffalo
Thursday, Jan. 9: 1 game
-- College Football Playoff Bracket 2 Semifinal Game (Orange Bowl), 7:30 PM, ESPN, Miami Gardens, FL: the two winners of the bracket 2 quarterfinal games
Friday, Jan. 10: 1 game
-- College Football Playoff Bracket 1 Semifinal Game (Cotton Bowl), 7:30 PM, ESPN, Arlington, TX: the two winners of the bracket 1 quarterfinal games
Monday, Jan. 20: 1 game
-- College Football Playoff National Championship Game, 7:30 PM, ESPN, Atlanta, GA: the two winners of the semifinal games
This article was published before
this evening's Scooter's Coffee Frisco Bowl, featuring #25 Memphis
versus West Virginia at 9 PM. For those, if any, interested,
Frisco is a town that is a part of the Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas,
metropolitan area. Scooter's Coffee is a coffee franchise that
doesn't interest me. The Frisco Bowl is one of the 37 meaningless
bowl games that should be flushed down a toilet bowl!
I hope that your eyes didn't cross,
while reading the previous list! I should have warned you. Adding
the list to this article made my eyes glaze over. My mind briefly
turned to mush. I had to go outside and move around for a while,
even in the too warm, cloudy, and rainy weather.
I emboldened the ten bowl games that
should be played. Those are, in scheduled order, the Liberty
Bowl, Sun Bowl, Citrus Bowl, Fiesta Bowl, Peach Bowl, Rose Bowl,
Sugar Bowl, Gator Bowl, Orange Bowl, and Cotton Bowl. The other 37
bowls should simply be flushed like last night's kitsch!
As a true Appalachian Irishman, I don't eat kitsch. I don't even know
what it is.
I underlined the 13 of 16 SEC teams
that are in bowl games. Only Auburn, Kentucky, and Mississippi
State were not bowl eligible.
Conclusion
Why did I include the photograph of my
toilet bowl and bathroom library? Certain bowl games, about 37 of
them, and toilet bowls have something in common. All need to be
flushed! If honoring mediocre teams were not the norm, then we
would have fewer bowl games. In a capitalist economic system,
however, in which wealthy corporations, television networks, and
sports fanatics want to flush money down the toilet, well, let them.
Football Saturdays place me firmly in
control of the television remote. Favorite channels include those
showing football games. My “long-suffering” wife is excluded from
her usual lineup of sappy movies, home improvement channels, cooking
channels, and 24/7 news channels. I was in control until last
Saturday, when Mrs. Appalachian Irishman gleefully returned to her
morning to early afternoon shows, much to my aggravation.
As in my
public service article from 12/10/2023, this article concludes
by calling on the Southeastern Conference (SEC) to rename itself the
Sun-Earth Conference (SEC)! This season saw Oklahoma and Texas
join the SEC. They joined three other SEC teams that are not in the
southeast: Arkansas, Missouri, and Texas A&M. Now, five SEC teams
are not geographically in the southeast. That's almost a third of the
conference!
This article welcomes the SEC
newcomers, but it also asks, “Why can't the Southeastern
Conference be renamed the Sun-Earth Conference?” That way, any
team under the sun and on the Earth could join!
What say you?